Wacky Dancers are for goofballs who love to get silly and make people smile.
They’re for businesses that want to attract attention in a really fun, eye-catching way.
Please DO NOT wear a Wacky Dancer for:
walking your dog
getting your license picture taken at the DMV
your court hearing
meeting the president
flying a jet
delivering babies
trying on six inch stiletto heels
sunbathing
If you have any unique ways to wear or NOT wear a Wacky Dancer, we’d love to hear them!
Naiaroma
Rescuing kitties from trees
Danielle Ellen
Yes! The long arms are excellent for reaching far away places.